did u kno?

here are some facts about our wunderful science tchr, give it up for Mr Ho Ah Chai!!!!

-he is frm R.I!!!!! [wow!]
-he believes strongly in moral education/upbringing
-he wears long sleeve shirtz ALL e time, even on sports day
-he sweats a lot
-he is secretly in lurve wif ms -bLank-, who, sadly is retring soon.
-his favourite computer game is science vision, which starts of with pics of ballbearings. it also features his twin brotha, mR Oh Chai Ah!
-he only uses windows 95 for his laptop.
-he drives a gold car! [golden ballbearing?] i think....
-he uses science interactive 1 [patiker bk 1a] as his english txtbk. ie. brainless which can be found in e drug chapter.
-he can mark worksheets very fast.
- HE ROCKS. no matter what -space- sayz. we all kno it was her hu wrote on tt scotch tape thingy

newly updated prounonciation?! [i dunno how 2 spell]

This is how our "hero" pronounces his words...

Seven- Sir-Ven (ser-ven oso can)
Ballbearing- Burl-Bearings
sepeRate - seRpRate
rest - Rem
fiLtiRation - fiLtRation
Model sentence:"I'm going to serprate you from the rem?"

"the bell may ring, but you lack moral education"

~*~*Assistant Assistant Science Rep.~*~*~
n assistant, assistant ASSISTANT sc Rep *baLLbeaRingz RuLe!!!!!*

rust - by jiLLissa

im so tired of being so bronze n rusty
feeling so tired, feeling so rusty
i dunno how i'm supposed to turn silver
turn so shiny and roll around all day
[caught in the green tea, just aught in the green tea]
every sink that i make is another step to rusting
[caught in the green tea, just caught in the green tea]

*chorus* ive become so bronze
i cant see no more
become so rusty
cant roll no more
im starting to sink
to a tiny one
from a silver one to a ruty one

cant you see that your'ew smothering me
you stupid disgusting, heaven and earth green tea
everything i haved dreamed of to be
has fallen apart right in front of me
[caught in the green tea, just caught in the green tea]
every sink that i make, is another step to rusting
[caught in the green tea, just caught in the green tea]

*chorus*
someone comes,
and his name is mr Ho Ah Chai
he saved me
from an evil green monster named heaven and eart green teeeeeeeeea

*chorus*

ballbearings rule!
the bell may ring, but you lack moral education!

assistant, assitant , assistant science rep of 1e3
proud to serve her assistance to Mr Ho Ah Chai, science teacher of 1e3